We don’t really expect your pets to be THAT nerdy. Admit it, you’ll be buying this bowl to show off to your friends how geekily cool you really are. Just hope that they don’t ask you to translate it.
If you ever want to visit the Shire, good luck to that. The next best thing, though, is getting your cat a house that resembles that of Bilbo Baggins’. Yes, they’re small enough to fit anyway.