Hey, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this photo. Come on, it’s all so innocent, really. It’s just a bunch of plastic Easter egg halves stacked together. No, we weren’t thinking of any self pleasuring devices, okay?
It’s just a strange formation that took place in the mountains. There’s nothing sordidly dirty about this, you know? Yeah, we’re just denying ourselves of the opportunity to make fun of its appearance. Simply put, it just looks like a grey woman’s blue waffle
Wait, what are you trying to say with this? How could you be so hymenal about it? Oh, you’re referring to the Milo carton. Never mind, we thought you meant something else entirely that we’d love to do more often. Carry on, don’t mind us.
Oh come on, Nivea. Surely you can do better than name a product like this? It’s not like you’re telling people to use your body lotion during those times of urges. Oh, wait, you are, aren’t you?
You know, we usually see scenes like this at the emergency room. Either that, or some pretty hardcore pornographic films. It doesn’t help that the dude taking the photo actually has both of his hands pretending to spread the cave wide open. No, we don’t want to ANAL-yze this any further.